What is This "Blog" You Speak Of?
So okay. I've been busy. Stuff has been happening.
1. I found a king sized package of Reese's peanut butter cups in my stitchery bag that I don't remember buying, and it's kinda melty from being in the car, but hello, awesome delicious candy surprise!
2. They cut down the tree that I sit under at lunch. Why? Because they hate me.
3. Pops and I have a place to live where we are not imposing on anyone else. Big news here. Maggie loves it.
4. Some asstard smashed my car up in the parking lot at work a couple of weeks ago. Boo for asstards.
5. I got to meet dooce last week. It was an epic fail. She was awesome. Me, not so much.
6. Today is Omar's birthday. Happy birthday, Omar!
7. I have been painting all my bedroom furniture that has been in storage for the last year and a half. It was white, and I am too old to have white bedroom furniture, for cryin out loud! Now it's on it's way to being red. I saw "on it's way" because after two coats, it's still hot pink and looks like Barbie furniture. The little girls who live next door poked their heads into the garage while I was painting to ask if the furniture was for my daughter. So yeah.
8. Michael Sheen was just confirmed as Aro in New Moon. Already excited.
9. Saw Observe and Report this weekend. Disturbing. Funny, but I feel bad that I laughed at it, because some of the images are really shocking.
10. I am now host to the largest zit in all of history, now playing exclusively on my chin. It hurts to think. I can actually see it in my peripheral vision. Here that, single fellas? You like?
11. I'm planning a party with mi hermana, and alls I can say is it's SO MUCH FUN!
12. My nephew may be the cutest little dude you've ever seen. There is lots of talking going on lately. And lots of interest in the potty and poopoo and peepee. He has started calling me Aunt Bea ("AHH BAYEE"), which is hilarious to me in a Mayberry sort of way. He also tells me "Ah yuh you, Ahh Bayee," to which I can only reply, " I yuh you too, Tyler. I yuh you with all my heart."
6 comments:
I agree...Tyler is stunningly gorgeous!
Can't wait to see you. Ready to hear all about your new place!
TOO CUTE FOR WORDS!!!! And since I am one-half Pediatrician, that's not the least bit creepy. Trust me, I'm a doctor. On another note, did you notice that I actually blogged myself last week (for the first time in, oh, 5 MONTHS). You can pick your jaw up off the floor now.
I am WAY EXCITED about Rent next month!!!!!
Tyler is SO big! And handsome!!
yeah, that picture of tyler totally hijacked my thoughts on the rest of the post. he's a supercutie, aunt bea!
Asstard is my new favorite word. Is that copyrighted?
Thanks!
Pretty cool that you met Dooce. Her tour didn't bring her up around my town. How was it an epic fail? Did you reach to touch her belly and accidentally grab a boob or something?
I've suddenly started sprouting zits also, which is awesome, because with all the gray hair and zits happening, I'm not sure what age I am anymore.
That is a handsome young man. Nice job, Molly.
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